Newest Devolpment On the Winter Olympics - 2 April Fools

The Olympics are some of the most famous events in the world. The Winter Olympics are being held in vancouver if you are not aware, but unfortunately there are a few new devolpment. Canada themselves have been banned from the games, after illegal use of syrup containing way to much maple flavoring. The high maple flavoring have given the contenders a "Sugar High" if you will and enhanced there ability in the following events; Luge, Cross Country Skiing, Snowboarding, and Men's Moguls. You would doubt that not all Canadian members could take part of this disgrace and not all did but those that didnt unfortuantely were sneacked other perfomance enhancing drugs. These came in the infamous canadian bacon. These athletes performed beyond there ability and didnt bother to ask questions. Fortunately the Winter Olympics did not have all scandals, there was also a new exciting devolepment Libya has entered the olympics. One of the hottest places on earth peaking at 136 degrees. On the other side the men and women arent doing as well as planned. Kara, who was on the Womens Moguls team never got off the plan and in fact took control of the plane itself and rode him due to her irrational fear of "The white scary stuff." Tommy who was going to compete in Cross Country Skiing got onto the course and fell after failing he exclaimed "... I'm Melting! I'm Melting Save Me!..." He was immediately instated into a mental hospital and will be returned to Libya at the conclusion of the games. Though possibly being the weirdest games in history it continues without a host and a new team.