New Drug to Injure Sports World - 3 April Fools

Performance enhancing drugs have always been a problem to the sports world but this new drug is far more hazardous. This drug could rip the sports world to shreds. The new drug enhances performance and ages children. Yes the new drug can add age onto a child the effects are uknown on an adult and are suspected to cause old age. Unfortunatley this is drug is causing mass hysteria across the world. Continuous age age tests are beiing performed on players currently and one resulted in 14 year old boy playing baseball with the pro's. One "Cole Strecker" Has gone under the name of Chase Utley for the Philledelphia Phillies. The drugs have made the young boy into a man and a baseball legend at that. The embarresment of the other players and coach resulted in the immediate termination of "Chase Utley" Who was acctually banned from the state of pennslyvania. The boy now on probation is no longer on this drug and has returned to his normal age. He's been re-united with his family down south. Currently his location is unknown. His family is nursing him back to health after the extreme effect of the drug has turned him into a baby. Seen in the picture you can see how serious this is. The body in result of halting the drug use effects the body and turns you into a quite young age. But this isnt stopping millions of kids around the world from pursuing there 'adult' dreams abd taking this new drug.