New Drug to Injure Sports World - 3 April Fools

Performance enhancing drugs have always been a problem to the sports world but this new drug is far more hazardous. This drug could rip the sports world to shreds. The new drug enhances performance and ages children. Yes the new drug can add age onto a child the effects are uknown on an adult and are suspected to cause old age. Unfortunatley this is drug is causing mass hysteria across the world. Continuous age age tests are beiing performed on players currently and one resulted in 14 year old boy playing baseball with the pro's. One "Cole Strecker" Has gone under the name of Chase Utley for the Philledelphia Phillies. The drugs have made the young boy into a man and a baseball legend at that. The embarresment of the other players and coach resulted in the immediate termination of "Chase Utley" Who was acctually banned from the state of pennslyvania. The boy now on probation is no longer on this drug and has returned to his normal age. He's been re-united with his family down south. Currently his location is unknown. His family is nursing him back to health after the extreme effect of the drug has turned him into a baby. Seen in the picture you can see how serious this is. The body in result of halting the drug use effects the body and turns you into a quite young age. But this isnt stopping millions of kids around the world from pursuing there 'adult' dreams abd taking this new drug.

Newest Devolpment On the Winter Olympics - 2 April Fools

The Olympics are some of the most famous events in the world. The Winter Olympics are being held in vancouver if you are not aware, but unfortunately there are a few new devolpment. Canada themselves have been banned from the games, after illegal use of syrup containing way to much maple flavoring. The high maple flavoring have given the contenders a "Sugar High" if you will and enhanced there ability in the following events; Luge, Cross Country Skiing, Snowboarding, and Men's Moguls. You would doubt that not all Canadian members could take part of this disgrace and not all did but those that didnt unfortuantely were sneacked other perfomance enhancing drugs. These came in the infamous canadian bacon. These athletes performed beyond there ability and didnt bother to ask questions. Fortunately the Winter Olympics did not have all scandals, there was also a new exciting devolepment Libya has entered the olympics. One of the hottest places on earth peaking at 136 degrees. On the other side the men and women arent doing as well as planned. Kara, who was on the Womens Moguls team never got off the plan and in fact took control of the plane itself and rode him due to her irrational fear of "The white scary stuff." Tommy who was going to compete in Cross Country Skiing got onto the course and fell after failing he exclaimed "... I'm Melting! I'm Melting Save Me!..." He was immediately instated into a mental hospital and will be returned to Libya at the conclusion of the games. Though possibly being the weirdest games in history it continues without a host and a new team.

SuperBowl Staredom - 1 April Fools

The New Orlean Saints have not only made it to there first superbowl but won it. An amazing victory where Drew Brees kicked it into gear and beat Peyton Manning in a passing game. A victory that came out of no where started Mardi Gras early for the "Who Dey" nation. Even Ellen managed to squeeze the game into her schedule. Unfortunately we come to the sad truth that most saits fans dont know. The game is still under review, not just the superbowl but even the championship game against the vikings. It has been said that The Saints have bribed referees. The main play being reviewed is the comeback touchdown in the vikings game. Where Reggie Bush dived into the endzone on fourth down. The sad truth is after a few reviews it shows that he wasn't even in the pylon. After being reviewed by a official it was sent to the "commish" or the commisioner of the NFL. The board is still debating the whole event. The problem is lying in the fact of the game. You can not predict how the game would have ended given this result. A simple "do-over" would not suffice because the game would surely not play out the same way. The season has ended leaving the lingering question what will happen? What could the possible outcome be? The general guess is well nothing. What can they do? Restart the end of the season? Any possible idea other than nothing would be unfair. I apologize to all the Colts and Vikings fans out there. The verdict will come in about a month on the ESPN 2 channel. Keep watching.